Fuck Me Running: Bristol Palin Pounds!

Vice Presidential Sarah Palin and Family



The beautiful Sarah Palin. V.P.-able, fuck-able, maybe even vote-able. Based on her lunatic like demeanor and crazy watch-me-shove-a-coat-hanger-in-your-urethra like stare, she has made the McCain party look more youthful and bold and more like a Cialis commercial. I scoured and raped the Internet of all its resources to try to find that naked Sara Palin picture… I came across a couple of her in a bathing suit but really what I wanted is that gem. I wanted to be the motherfucker who found the motherfucker who has Palin twat shots… But all my sources failed.

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Even the notorious Pichunter has left me limp and loathing on a laptop of lost lust.
It’s not that I want to toss my junk juice to this shit (not that I wouldn’t) but I would rather be the one distributing those pictures… The guy every assemblyman and congressman comes to get the scandalous photographs of our maybe Vice President… Yet I was left high and dry.

Until this morning…
Yes, this morning I awoke to the most joyous news!

It seems the Palin family has taken a turn for the worst. Only a couple days on the ticket and Sarah already has jumped on the shame train. Bristol Palin, 17 year old daughter of Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin is fucking pregnant and is keeping the little mistake AND is forcing the little shit of a father (who has yet to be named in any AP release) to MARRY into the family. That's an awesome setup for that kid. I mean he has to keep a kid but gets incredible amounts of money and might possibly be the son-in-law of the Vice President of the United States of America. I'd take that even if that, in itself, is some truly funny shit.








It's not as if we didn't see some form of ridiculous ebbing its way out of the Palin closet. She lives in a state which is largely democratic and conservationist... yet she was chosen by McCain as his V.P. Candidate... I think it's because her and her daughter are for Offshore drilling and are for Domestic violence... which brings me to my next piece entitled:

Levee Get A Dolla?
(check the link tomorrow)