The Pullout Method

Iraqi Deputy Foreign Minister Mohammed al-Haj Hamood has a long fucking name.

In lieu of recent Iraqi-American discussions for troop pullout he and State Department spokesman Robert Wood said that they have established a well rounded idea/estimate/guess/approximation for a round-a-bout/ kind of local time frame in maybe possibly 2010 for a gradual, well placed, execution of a easy paced, icicle drip pullout of American Troops... in draft form of course.


I mean that's pretty good right?

Some motherfucker is thinking on his toes in that spin room... June 18th, 2008 The White House sent out a press release in accordance with an Iraqi OK (I mean have they ever said no? They're like bobble heads) to state the same thing in different words; hence the word play in the aforementioned paragraph.

"In the area of security cooperation, the president and the prime minister agreed that improving conditions should allow for the agreements now under negotiation to include a general time horizon for meeting aspirational goals,''

They said the troop withdrawal would occur in 2010 today.

Which, lucky for our returning troops, gives them two years before the The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar is said to tick its final tock.

Hey two years is better than one. And last time we were given a troop pullout estimation by the White House (e.g. Afghanistan) it turned into another war (i.e. Iraq).

But don't worry my fellow Americans...
As much as this seems real... It probably isn't.
And as much as it feels as though your loved ones will not be able return... there are always reinforcements

And if you think that this is the first piece of legitimate proof that we can preform a successful pullout... It's only a draft.